Of Cabbages and Kings

The Fabulous Ms L and I went on a grand adventure into Lygon Street to see the premier of Coraline. We were a week early, which is better than a week late, but still not overly conducive to actually viewing the movie. So we went for coffee (or hot chocolate) and profiteroles, which – for some reason - always feels so right on Lygon St. Then started the trek to locate werewolf clubs. Booyah. Not successful. However we did discover a bottle shop that stocked Some Young Punks (with such delightful drops as Passion has Red Lips, and The Squid’s Grip), so I might have stocked up the wine rack a little. Then on the way back to the car, we passed Readings. Seriously, that place is to me as Goldfingers is to a drunken buck’s night. It started off innocently enough, a casual glance through the graphic novels for specific titles, a finger down the spine of the Dictionary of Signs and Symbols, the normal back and forth. But of course as we wander further back, toward philosophy, lit crit, psychology, things got a little steamier. The whispered sweet nothings stopped and instead the pages got sassier, they did this arching, whimpering thing and I ended up writhing against the shelves trying to decide between a Jeffreys, an Irigaray, and a Braudilliard. In the end, however, there was this sweet, purple book. Logic of Alice. She was all “hey baby, you so fine” and I was like, *blushgulp* “hi...” and she’s all “So how you doin’?” and I’m like “I’m...um... fine. So... you fancy a little sumpin’sumpin’?” and she’s like “oh honeychild, I don’t open my pages for just anyone you know. If you like it, put a receipt on it.”

So I did.

Yeah, we’ve been wrapped up in each other ever since. I’m hoping she might be useful beyond the Alice paper. The explanations of logic are applicable to all arguments, so I’m going to use her as a handbook and rework old writing, thesis included, and try to tighten them. I’m just concerned there’s a privileging of certain masculinist thought types, but I haven’t figured out how to phrase that concern properly yet. Soon my pretties, soon